If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today!
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus....
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be an American! 
