A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza...
CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER: OK...
Best Bernie Sanders at Biden Inauguration MEMES
by Safari Woman
Bernie Sanders decided to show up to Biden's INSTALLATION AKA inauguration, dressed like the crazy old socialist that he is and a picture of him sitting with tacky jacket and mittons on has been memed thousands of times as pe...
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Bernie Sanders, Biden, inauguration, mittens, meme
Proud ~and beer!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today!
But, if you had purchased $1,000 wo...
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Stock market shares, beer
Never try & Out do a Woman!!! Hahaha!!!...
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided tha...
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Talcum powder, miracle grow
BBQ?
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get...
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Big-ass grill, little weenie