God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, “Where have you been?”
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,“Look, Michael....
HARD TIMES AHEAD
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-...
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Muslim Brotherhood, USA
TYRONE!!
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone.”
One day Tyrone’s mama came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly that he...
Topics:
Heart surgeon, Obama
What's the difference?
The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people….....
Topics:
Supreme Court, Ku Klux Klan
Things That I Trust More than Hillary Clinton:
* Mexican tap water * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * A fart when I have diarrhea * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby * Michael Jackson's Doc...