A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under th...
Things That I Trust More than Hillary Clinton:
* Mexican tap water * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * A fart when I have diarrhea * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby * Michael Jackson's Doc...
HARD TIMES AHEAD
This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Syria, Egypt, Libya and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-...
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Muslim Brotherhood, USA
BBQ?
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get...
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Big-ass grill, little weenie
TYRONE!!
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone.”
One day Tyrone’s mama came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly that he...
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Heart surgeon, Obama