A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under th...
Things That I Trust More than Hillary Clinton:
* Mexican tap water * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * A fart when I have diarrhea * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby * Michael Jackson's Doc...
BBQ?
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get...
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Big-ass grill, little weenie
Proud ~and beer!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today!
But, if you had purchased $1,000 wo...
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Stock market shares, beer
What's the difference?
The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people….....
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Supreme Court, Ku Klux Klan