* Mexican tap water * A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign * OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection * A fart when I have diarrhea * An elevator ride with Ray Rice * Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby * Michael Jackson's Doc...
BBQ?
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get...
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Big-ass grill, little weenie
This is how the lamestream media propaganda machine wor...
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under th...
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Lame stream media, harley biker
Best Bernie Sanders at Biden Inauguration MEMES
by Safari Woman
Bernie Sanders decided to show up to Biden's INSTALLATION AKA inauguration, dressed like the crazy old socialist that he is and a picture of him sitting with tacky jacket and mittons on has been memed thousands of times as pe...
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Bernie Sanders, Biden, inauguration, mittens, meme
TYRONE!!
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me crazy, Tyrone.”
One day Tyrone’s mama came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly that he...
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Heart surgeon, Obama