One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided tha...
Proud ~and beer!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today!
But, if you had purchased $1,000 wo...
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Stock market shares, beer
In The Beginning !
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, “Where have you been?”
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,“Look, Michael....
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God, Arch Angel Michael, creation, balance, Texas, Washington D.C.
What's the difference?
The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people….....
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Supreme Court, Ku Klux Klan
Best Bernie Sanders at Biden Inauguration MEMES
by Safari Woman
Bernie Sanders decided to show up to Biden's INSTALLATION AKA inauguration, dressed like the crazy old socialist that he is and a picture of him sitting with tacky jacket and mittons on has been memed thousands of times as pe...
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Bernie Sanders, Biden, inauguration, mittens, meme